December 2011
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar
– Mark Twain
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It's a one-trend rule kinda thing
Ok people, we need to all get on the same page here. If I see one more, super-trendy hipster lame-ass i’m going to yak. Everyone knows that you take one trend ONE TREND (for those who zoned out already) and work around it. I saw a girl out tonight with slouchy motorcycle-ish boots, black patterned leggings, crimson velvet high waisted shorts, a leopard print silk top, and a black sequined...
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My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation...
– Mitch Hedberg
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Scenes from Billabong Pipe Masters - jealous →
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster,...
– Mitch Hedberg
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